Posted by: Irfan Baloch in Fun SMS

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Posted by: Irfan Baloch in Fun SMS

Raat ko neend nahi aati,
Din ko chain nahi aata,
Jab maine RAB se pucha kya ye PYAR hai?
RAB ne kaha nahi, Load Shedding ki wajah se sabka yahi haal hai

Posted by: Irfan Baloch in Fun SMS

Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai’n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn

Posted by: Irfan Baloch in Fun SMS

Ab Full Corruption ki Bari hai,
Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal Sarkari hai,
Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai,
A aapki Izzat aapki apni Zummedari hai,
Kyon k Izzat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai,
Ab tabaahi Qismat hamari hai,
Kyon k ab “Nawaz Shareef” ka Bhai Zardari hai.

Posted by: Irfan Baloch in Fun SMS

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

Posted by: Irfan Baloch in Fun SMS

Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???
Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
“BUS STOP”
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia